Mar 2, 2009

Pinocchio Obama

1 comment:

I voted for Obama because said...

I voted for Obama because:
I can reply to every bum who asks for change: “Hey, what about the hope part?”

I voted for Obama because:
If everyone he appoints to a post pays their back taxes, the national debt would be gone.

I voted for Obama because:
I love work and never want to be able to retire.

I voted for Obama because:
If I’m in debt, so should my children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

I voted for Obama because:
I meet nice people while standing in line at Starbucks. The soup kitchen lines should be even more exciting.

I voted for Obama because:
After trillion comes quadrillion, then quintillion, then sextillion, and I like sex. It could happen in his first term.

I voted for Obama because:
I was unfortunate to be born in the US and I want to find out what it was like during the heyday of the USSR. Hey, they had a great hockey team!

I voted for Obama because:
I just don’t appreciate the good things I have, so when I lose them, I’ll know that I should have enjoyed them.

I voted for Obama because:
Like the Constitution says, "all men are created equal", and they should financially remain that way their whole life, except for a certain few office holders, but not my neighbors who work longer hours than me.

I voted for Obama because:
John F. Kennedy once said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country”, and by giving my money to the government shows how patriotic I am. Go, USA! Please, can I get a raise so that I can be even more patriotic?

I voted for Obama because:
We need someone to monitor what is posted on websites and blogs such as this one!

Jimmy Carter voted for Obama because:
Carter no longer wants to be the worst president ever.